PHI ARISTIDES
Name | Phi Aristides |
Gender | Trans Masc |
Age | 20 |
Height | 5'0" |
Birthday | Jan 19th |
Sector | II |
While using his ability or even just caught deep enough in his own thoughts, colorful shapes will manifest around him. They are non-tangible and will dissipate upon contact. His eyes will also shift to a bright shade of pink while his ability is active.
✔ Intelligent // Adaptable // Composed ✔
⚬ Realistic // Phlegmatic // Calculated ⚬
✘ Cold // Strict // Bitter ✘
♑︎/♒︎ ☼ | ♐︎ ☽ | ♉︎ ↑ | ♓︎ ♀
ISTJ-T mbti5w4; Self-preservation variant enneagramTrue Neutral alignment
Always the ass that he is, Phi will make sure you know just how much he despises you and your presence. Which is especially ironic considering he's the guy who has to handle everyone's data and schedules. Despite this he does take his job very seriously and expects some semblance of professionalism from everyone here.
ABOUT
It was the ripe old age of barely three months past 18 when Phi Aristides found himself thrust into the position of Sector II’s Major Arcana. And while most would consider this somewhere along the lines of “Growing up too fast.” or whatever else they would like to call it; the boy/recently dubbed ‘man’, found himself settling in quite nicely.With a father who only existed in vague hypothetical concepts and a mother lost too soon, Phi couldn’t say he wasn’t already accustomed to this particular situation.It wasn’t really a surprise to anyone why he was so hastily promoted, the work he was able to achieve in his short time as a Vassal was, quite frankly, terrifying; and after his rise in rank that drive only seemed to heighten tenfold. Many wonder how he hasn’t died yet, no really, the guy won’t leave his office for weeks at a time and don’t even think about the last time he’s properly stepped foot outside of the Agency’s own premises. He does have a place onsite in the provided housing given to all members, but even finding him there is a rare sight to behold. Though be warned, if you do come upon the mystical occasion of finding him in his legally designated home don’t think luck is on your side, he’s been known to bite when interrupted from his proper slumber.Now asociality isn’t that unexpected from the guy considering the nature of how most Warped that are lumped into the High Priestess category seem to fare. But with how he’ll glare at you from his throne of a glorified gaming setup within the dimly lit office as you try to bring in the daily reports a minute later than asked, you’d think he was already plotting out your brutal murder and how it’ll be framed on your most cherished friend or family member.
Jeremy // Condescension // Disappointed in his lack of a backbone and quite literally sees him as a fool. Yet is seemingly also off-put by his presence and avoids being around him as much as possible.Ilex // Frenemy // Despite all their incessant teasing and hedonistic tendencies, he doesn’t seem to mind them as much as some of the others.Ulric // Friend // An interesting case of the Rift’s time collapse. Despite his denseness at times, Phi enjoys the knight’s company.Dakota // Enigma // A blur in his peripheral vision for most of his life. Though it’s not an uncommon occurrence for her to deliver unknown packages and letters to his office.Skadi // ??? // Holds a high opinion of her and the work she does, though he’s a bit put off at times by her… eccentricities.Ophelia // ??? // Very sweet and kind, even if he thinks her a bit naive. Doesn’t enjoy her gossiping habits though.Cassiopeia // ??? // Wasted potential. Believes he could be a powerhouse if he gave more thought into his work.Jericho // ??? // He seems quite tense around her...Rahotep // ??? // On a rare occasion you may find them speaking together quietly in the greenhouse.Lucas // Hostility // ...Wheel // ??? // An interesting acquaintanceship indeed.
Voice Claim: Michael Reeves
The navy jacket Phi wears is quite well worn, and most definitely a few sizes too big for him; but you'll never see him without it.
Lives solely off of high calorie junk food.
Has a pet axolotl named Faustus. Kept in a tank in his office.
Jewish (Reformist)
Official Kin List:
Ben Shapiro
Yandere Dev
Every Brony ever
Every Incel ever
Doctor Phil
Every Dude with a fedora
Sal Manella
Matpat